I know a thing about contrition

chokedbby:

im tired can i sit on ur cock

(Source: cocknurse)

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

(Source: ketzele)

From ketzele Via anothercappuccinoplease

How does he still look so attractive 

How does he still look so attractive 

(Source: yesbrendonurie)

From yesbrendonurie Via remythirteenhadley

thekillersofficial:

This is sick you’re a sick sick man

(Source: toptumbles)

From toptumbles Via dametualmas

(Source: lysopotamus)

From lysopotamus Via neonriots

scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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be-my-happy-little-pill:

hail-merome:

theonlyshawnde:

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.

More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

This is hella important. If any one you nerds get children, please be an amazing parent

Can someone explain the 3rd one to me with the woman hunched over? I don’t really understand the meaning of it

I think she’s hungover or something :\ maybe idk

(Source: sizvideos)

From sizvideos Via guy
4gifs:

Litter vigilante. [video]

4gifs:

Litter vigilante. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

From 4gifs Via remythirteenhadley

"But it’s okay if things change and we can’t meet up here. As long as we keep each other in our thoughts, none of us will ever have to be apart. Got it memorized?"

(Source: curepotions)

From curepotions Via neonriots

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

(Source: existentialfuck)

From existentialfuck Via somelegendsunt0ld
  • Person who has never played Kingdom Hearts: Which one is Xehanort?
  • KH Fan: haha lol
  • From livelovekh Via hellyeskingdomhearts
    From babexlincoln-deactivated2011120 Via remythirteenhadley
    crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    From crusherccme Via remythirteenhadley

    nipplebutt:

    when u try to throw something at your friend

    but it hits someone else

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