I know a thing about contrition

omgtsn:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

me: I’M GOING TO CALL THE COPS

white boy: haha then what ;)

larcfan:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

wow. the male audience was easy to find.

larcfan:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

wow. the male audience was easy to find.

From suyedah Via birdsbutt
worldofthecutestcuties:

This guy and his dog on my flight right now. They have been like this for over 2 hours

worldofthecutestcuties:

This guy and his dog on my flight right now. They have been like this for over 2 hours

From worldofthecutestcuties Via worldofthecutestcuties

chilled:

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

imageimage

this couldn’t get any better

(Source: catsfurever)

10chou:

anime either has 12 episodes, 26 episodes, 52 episodes or 50000000000 episodes and 6 movies

(Source: easterndetective)

dutchster:

dutchster:

(Source: d0gbl0g)

From d0gbl0g Via michaxl

jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

(Source: vampirekid67)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

image

in real life:

image

(Source: ultrannoying)

From ultrannoying Via heliolisk
easiest-a:

me as a dad

easiest-a:

me as a dad

(Source: loboculiao)

From loboculiao Via anus

(Source: 180mph)

From 180mph Via anus
  • bro 1: dude you clean yourself? bro what are you a GIRL?
  • bro 2: bro no look my shampoo says "FOR MEN" on it
  • bro 1: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
  • From nickfuckface Via unrisked

    soras-majestic-butt:

    NomuraI’ve also drawn new clothes for Sora and Riku and the others.

    [HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES]

    (Source: soras-spooky-butt)

    (Source: kinesthetiac)

    From kinesthetiac Via danisnotonfire

    (Source: organmeat)

    From organmeat Via danisnotonfire