I know a thing about contrition

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am
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    stealinyoman:

    marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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    benjamin-strider:

    perchu:

    boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

    boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

    boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

    boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

    boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

    boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

     

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    hello ladies

    dykecicle:

    celsisus:

    ridge:

    walking past your crush like

    THIS GIRL IS A NATIONAL.HERO

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER.

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    mariovevo:

    be the person your dog thinks you are

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    breathe if im your favorite blog

    thank you

    do a triple backflip if I’m not

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    novelteathought:

    strivingking:

    When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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    okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

    gaymzee:

    no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore